Clayton to Will -
C: Dad, why do you shave your face?
W: Because I have to, if I don't want to get whiskers.
C: Oh, I think Mommy shaves the bottoms of her feet.
W: What? I don't think so!
(After I hear this) -
Me: Clayton, Mommy shaves her legs, not under her feet! Don't ever tell anyone that I shave under my feet! That sounds so weird!
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Clayton to Caden's Mom -
C: My Grammy had a dog, but it passed away?
Caden's Mom: Oh really, what happened?
C: Well, it was in a cage, and I think that no one fed it any food or gave it water, and it just died.
Hilarious! That is soooooo NOT what happened!
C: My Grammy had a dog, but it passed away?
Caden's Mom: Oh really, what happened?
C: Well, it was in a cage, and I think that no one fed it any food or gave it water, and it just died.
Hilarious! That is soooooo NOT what happened!
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Hudson to Me (Mommy) -
H: My Mr. Froggy says I have to poo poo in the potty, not in my diaper, OK?
Me: You better listen to Mr. Froggy, he sure sounds pretty smart!
(Hudson and Mr. Froggy on the couch)
H: My Mr. Froggy says I have to poo poo in the potty, not in my diaper, OK?
Me: You better listen to Mr. Froggy, he sure sounds pretty smart!
(Hudson and Mr. Froggy on the couch)
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Hudson to Adalyn:
H: Hey, Adalyn-Reesie-Cup! Whatcha doin?
H: Hey, Adalyn-Reesie-Cup! Whatcha doin?
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Hudson to Graydon:
H: Hey, Gray-beard!
H: Hey, Gray-beard!
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Hudson brought this craft home from church today - a picture of a kid (himself) and Jesus in a boat.
Hudson and Mommy:
M: Hudson what is this?
H: A boy and Jesus in a boat.
M: Where are they going?
H: They are going to Jesus' house.
M: Really, what will they do there?
H: They're gonna play games.
M: What games?
H: They're gonna play Santa Claus.
M: What else will they do at Jesus' house?
H: The boy and Jesus are gonna watch Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.
Really? Somehow I don't think so!
There is never a dull moment at the Daniels' house!
Hudson and Mommy:
M: Hudson what is this?
H: A boy and Jesus in a boat.
M: Where are they going?
H: They are going to Jesus' house.
M: Really, what will they do there?
H: They're gonna play games.
M: What games?
H: They're gonna play Santa Claus.
M: What else will they do at Jesus' house?
H: The boy and Jesus are gonna watch Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.
Really? Somehow I don't think so!
There is never a dull moment at the Daniels' house!
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